$300 for Donald Trump’s Bloody Face Sneakers, Immortalized From the Attempted Assassination Stage
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In a move that’s as controversial as it is profitable, Trump’s company is selling limited edition sneakers featuring his bloodied face from a recent assassination attempt. Dubbed the “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT High-Tops”, these kicks are going for US$299 at GetTrumpSneakers.com.
The sneakers come on the heels of an attack where Trump’s ear was grazed by a bullet at a Pennsylvania rally. His response? A defiant chant of “Fight. Fight. Fight.” Now, that moment is immortalized in footwear.
Only 5,000 pairs of FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT High Tops are available, with ten lucky buyers getting signed editions by the man himself, because who wouldn’t want sweaty presidential Sharpie on their sneakers?
Speaking of sweaty, remember the whole assassination attempt thing? Apparently, “memorabilia” from that rally is hotter than a Florida recount in July. People on eBay are hawking everything from parking cones to used tissues for crazy prices. And guess what?
The new FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT High Tops featuring a photo from the failed assassination attempt with Trump’s fist raised are already listed for enough to buy a small island, even though you won’t actually get them until September. So, basically, you’re paying top dollar for a signed shoe you can’t wear for months – that’s the American dream, folks!
This is his second shoe release following his initial launch of the Gold Trump Sneakers (TRUMP “NEVER SURRENDER” HIGH-TOP SNEAKER) at SneakerCon Philadelphia earlier this year. Those sneakers hit the market just a day after Trump lost a $450 million civil fraud case in New York City—talk about timing! Despite coinciding with the fraud case loss, the sneakers sold out rapidly, with one pair fetching US$9,000 on eBay.
Alongside the shoes, the site offers Trump-themed colognes, coolers, and more. Interestingly, despite using Trump’s name, the site claims it’s “not political” and doesn’t fund his re-election campaign.
The site already boasts a dazzling “SoldOut” sign, proving these kicks are hotter than a two-dollar bill at a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser. If you feel out of luck, check out some of our other greatest sneakers of all time here.
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